Learn to swim.
Mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
Learn to swim.
I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
One great big festering neon distraction,
Silly sh**, stupid sh**…
I sure could use a vacation from this
I certainly hope we will cuz
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
Some say the end is near.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipsh**s.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.
Any f**ing time. Any f**ing day.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Here in this hopeless f**ing hole we call LA
Freaks
Bullsh** three ring circus sideshow of
It’s a
Fret for your car.
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your figure and
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.
Any f**ing time. Any f**ing day.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Here in this hopeless f**ing hole we call LA
Freaks
Bullsh** three ring circus sideshow of
I sure could use a vacation from this
I certainly hope we will.
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
Some say the end is near.
f** L Ron Hubbard and
f** all his clones.
f** all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
f** retro anything.
f** your tattoos.
f** all you junkies and
f** your short memory.
Learn to swim.
f** smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
f** these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I’m praying for rain
And I’m praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don’t just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it come down.
bring it down
s** it dowm
flush it down