Little town, it’s a quiet village
Every day, like the one before
Little town full of village people
Waking up to say
Yes girl, work b**h
Just twirl, the hashtag (what)
There go the nobles with the cakes like always
The same old thirsty clientele
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this Brokeback Mountain town
Good Morning Belle
Good Morning Ru
Where are you sashaying off to?
The book shop I just finished the most wonderful pride festival with glitter and ribbons
That’s nice
Pit crew
Grab my wigs
Hurry up girl
(gasps) She’s serving us a house of prairie realness
That puny and the pony tail (coughs)
What a crusty shade of blue
And the apron is just eew
But she really is a basic queen miss Belle
Nu uh, Miss Thang
Girl, bye, Felicia
No tee no shade,
Girl boom, girl ba whaa
I need six wigs
Just get extensions
There must be more than yas girl get your life
Yaaa**ss
Hi Adam, hi Steve
Ive come to return the book I borrowed
Yaaa**ss
Did you get anything new
Yas
Why thank you this one is perfect
It is my favorite, can I keep it
YaaaAaaAaaAAAaas
Thank you thank you very much
Yaaa**ss
Yaaa**s
Nye Nyeenyye nyeyyeyeyeyeye
I heard she’s got a thing for beasts and gerbils
I heard she used to be a male
Golly how’d I end up here?
I’m just looking for a beard
But she really is a basic fish Miss Belle
Oh, isn’t this amazing?
It’s so grand to be LGBT
Here everyone’s embracing
And their out here fighting for their rights to just be free
Miss boo boo kitty she’s a mess no question
I think she’s stuck in Arendale
Do I know you from the gym?
I’m just asking for a friend
But she really is a basic fish
A bargain busted basic fish
She really is a basic fish miss Belle
What up Belle
HAHAHA
Hey girl
You’re lookin’ fly
Um just wondering if we could hang out sometime
Oh no thanks Leslie
We could freeze each other’s bras
Like we did when we were little
Yea we never did that, but thank you
Well you and I didn’t do it
But you know, we could
I’m busy but thank you
No, ok
Right from the moment you walked by Home Depot
I nearly almost broke a nail
All it takes is one phone call
We could get a big U-Haul
You can come with me to all my softball games
Look there she goes
Isn’t she handsome
That hair, those calfs
Them burgan stocks
Two cats, two pecs
Two solid man buns
She’s a studdly, beefy, grizzly top
Sashay
Kiki
That’s me
.com (dot com)
That kids a goth
Those boots down gay
Ba blam
Huntie
Shantae
Yas yas yas yas
New power tools
GaGa
Beyonce
Madonna
Sail
She’s giving body
There must be more than yas girl get your life
Miss cookie tookie honey, lesbianonist
I think I smell a fake Chanelle
Cause she’s hashtag team too much
Trade that basket for clutch
Cause she really is a basic fish
A bargain busting basic fish
She really is a basic fish miss Belle
Hey queen
Yes girl
Just twirl
What!