Catherine of aragon
Divorced
Anne boleyn
Beheaded
Jane seymour
Died
Anne of cleves
Divorced
Katherine howard
Beheaded
Catherine parr
Survived
Catherine of aragon
(spoken)
And tonight we are
All
Live
Catherine of aragon
Listen up, let me tell you a story
Anne boleyn
A story that you think
You’ve heard before
Jane seymour
We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces
Anne of cleves
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces
Katherine howard
I’m done ’cause all this time
I’ve been just one word
In a stupid rhyme
Catherine parr
So I picked up a pen and a microphone
All
History’s about to get overthrown
Catherine of aragon
Divorced
Anne boleyn
Beheaded
Jane seymour
Died
Anne of cleves
Divorced
Katherine howard
Beheaded
Catherine parr
Survived
All
But just for you tonight
We’re divorced, beheaded
Live!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Raising up the roof
Till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
That we’ll be revealing
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
… But now we’re ex-wives
Catherine of aragon
All you ever hear
And read about
Anne boleyn
Is our ex and the way it ended
Jane seymour
But a pair doesn’t beat a royal flush
Anne of cleves
You’re gonna find out
How we got unfriended
Katherine howard
Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
’cause we’re taking you to court
Catherine parr
Every tudor rose has its thorns
And you’re gonna hear ’em live in consort
Catherine of aragon
Divorced
Anne boleyn
Beheaded
Jane seymour
Died
Anne of cleves
Divorced
Katherine howard
Beheaded
Catherine parr
Survived
All
But just for you tonight
We’re divorced, beheaded
Live!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Dancing to the beat
Till the break of day. Once
We’re done, we’ll start again
Like it’s the renaissance
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
… But now we’re ex-wives
Divorced
Catherine of aragon
My name is catherine of aragon
Was married 24 years, I’m a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won’t try that again
All
Beheaded
Anne boleyn
I’m that boleyn girl
And I’m up next, see
I broke england from the church
Yeah, I’m that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be green
But my lipstick’s red!
All
Died
Jane seymour
Jane seymour, the only one he truly loved
All
Rude
Jane seymour
When my son was newly born
I died, but I’m not what I seem
Or am i?
Stick around and you’ll
Suddenly see more…
All
Divorced
Anne of cleves
Ich bin anna of cleves
All
Ja
Anne of cleves
When he saw my portrait he was like…
All
Jaa
Anne of cleves
But I didn’t look as good
As I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
But never henry’s little…
Katherine howard
Prick up your ears, I’m the katherine
Who lost her head
All
Beheaded
Katherine howard
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
K howard is here
And the fun’s begun
All
Survived
Catherine parr
Five down, I’m the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I’m the survivor, catherine parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna know
How we got this far
All
Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Then welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Get your hands up
Get this party buzzing
You want a queen bee
Well there’s half a dozen
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
But now we’re ex-wives!
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