You have earned the right to be a dick
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
We see you standing there and gaze in awe
While in our daily lives we scratch and claw
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You have the right to be imperious
Dismissive and intensely serious
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
We all wish that that we could be like you are
We all wish that that we could be like you are
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
I will earn my right to be a dick
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You treat the people who you meet with scorn
Who wish to God that they were never born
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You have excelled at everything you do
While all the rest of us have muddled through
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
We all wish that we could be like you are
We all wish that we could be like you are
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
I will earn my right to be a dick
I will earn my right to be a dick
You’re so much more than just a dick
Humanitarian and bon vivant
You’ve worked for years and gotten what you want
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
We know a dick is always made not born
And in some ways we feel a little torn
You’ve got to want to be a dick
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You’ve got to want to be a dick
You’ve got to want to be a dick
You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You have earned the right to be a dick