There are times when you get s**ered in
By d** and alcohol and s** with women, m’kay
But it’s when you do these things too much
That you’ve become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it, it’s all up to you, m’kay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don’t have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
It’s easy, m’kay
Step one, instead of a** say buns
Like “Kiss my buns” or “You’re a buns-hole”
Step two, instead of sh** say poo
As in “bull-poo,” “poo-head,” and “this poo is cold”
Step three, with b**h drop the T
Because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four, don’t say f** anymore
Because f** is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word m’kay
We can do it, it’s all up to us, m’kay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
You can change it today
We don’t have to spend our lives shootin’ up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see
It’s easy, m’kay
Step one, instead of a** say buns
Like “Kiss my buns” or “You’re a buns-hole”
Step two, instead of sh** say poo
As in “bull-poo,” “poo-head,” and “this poo is cold”
Step three, with b**h drop the T
Because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four, don’t say f** anymore
Because f** is the worst word that you can say
f** is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn’t say f**, no we shouldn’t say f**, f** no
You’re cured, you can go
We don’t have to spend our lives shootin’ up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It’s easy, m’kay
It’s easy, m’kay
It’s easy, m’kay