Hey yo girl
You wanna come to a party at my house tonight?
Everyone who’s anyone in LA is gonna be there
I’m extremely rich
Hey girl
Welcome to my house party
It’s a giant mansion baby, don’t slip on all my money
Yeah, there’s a lot of models and some supermodels too
Don’t touch my diamond fridge
It costs more then the country of Perú
Seduction is like a game of chess
And I’m the queen
Wait
Can’t stop, won’t stop dancing deep into the night
It’s a mansion party
You know nighttime is super tight
And if you’re feeling naughty, we’ll smoke champagne by candlelight
It’s a mansion party
And later on some panda-fight
You’ve really gotta agitate the pandas to get them engaged in combat
They’re very docile by nature
I laced their bamboo
Hey girl, heard you couldn’t find the dance floor
Just walk right past the garden
Go through the Spanish French doors
Turn right at the seventh bathroom
Then a left at my laser car
You can ride my pure-bred stallion
If you hit my moat you’ve gone to far
You’ve gone too far
Take an upside-down left at the MC Escher stairs
Okay you’re almost halfway there
Can’t stop, won’t stop dancing deep into the night
It’s a mansion party
I bought a yacht just for tonight
And if you’re feeling naughty, we’ll smoke champagne by candlelight
It’s a mansion party
Now let’s watch two pandas fight
Oh my god!
The battle pandas have escaped from the pandagon
And they’re murdering the guests
Aah, it’s last week all over again
Let’s get the hell outta here
Can’t stop, won’t stop, nonstop running for my life
It’s a mansion party
I pray to God we all survive
And if you’re feeling saucy we’ll grab some spears by candlelight
It’s a mansion party
We’re dropping pandas left and right
Save yourself!
God, this party is awesome!