Verse 1
Big hair, dreadlocks, little skirt, red box
Hot dog, puppeteer, smiley shorts, swipe right here
Tom Hanks, pet goat, belt buckle, Joseph’s coat
Jelly fish, call girl, prison mate, gonna hurl
Skin cap, vanilla chip, pony tail, pirate ship
No shirt, no shoes, opps I took a poop
Spiderman, back boobs, bumble bee, bad tubes
Metal creep, hipster creep, little bo peep lost her sheep
Chorus 1
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
Verse 2
Jamie Fox, Santa Clause, Woodstock, butt floss
Man dress, Mother Goose, mullet time, car got loose
Scary fruit, day care, twilight, Kentucky hair
Campout, fishing line, golden girls, too much wine
Pedicure, race fan, horse mane, ladies’ man
Where’s my shirt, where’s my nurse, Masters of The Universe
Bay Watch, rubber band, moonshine, wonderland
Bozo, hang low, Rocky Picture Horror Show
Chorus 2
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
Verse 3
Man purse, milk shake, skid row, beer break
Uni tard, Lean Cuisine, fire sale, 80s dream
Bieber’s dad, camo crack, body flag, biscuit back
Tramp stamp, checkout line, Civil War, danger sign
Bathing suite, Grateful Dead, booty bomb, wide spread
Long hair, health care, Victoria Secret’s worst nightmare
Daniel Boone, Pucker pup, Dr. Scholl’s, grow up
Half sale, rib sale, tailgater total fail
Chorus 3
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
Break
Where people are accepted for who they are
No ones gonna stop them from following their heart
If Sam were alive he would make you his choice
So stand up now and smile and rejoice
Chorus 4
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
Verse 4
Mr. T, Flava Flav, not sure, white slave
Workout, rump roast, sailor moon, hairy ghost
Cupcake, caveman, beer run, soda fan
Ripped pants, onesie, lion boy, snuggie
Meat isle, Huck Finn, beautifail, too much skin
Gonna cry, gonna die, gonna jungle bunny ride
Moth attack, board game, hangin out, no shame
Squeeze play, nra, I have no more to say
Chorus 5
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart