[parody of “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper] I know to keep a woman satisfied. When I whip out my Diner’s Card their eyes get so wide. They’re always in the mood for something to munch. Ah girls, they wanna have lunch. Ah, girls just wanna have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun That’s all they really … Read more
[Wyclef] Yo, what up, this Wyclef with Mary J. I serenade the girls with my accoustic guitar You know what I’m sayin’? Yo, fellas havin’ problems with the chicks? I want you right now to turn the lights down low Pull your girl up next to you I want you to sing this to her … Read more
Wizard I never asked for this Or planned it in advance I was merely blown here By the winds of chance I never saw myself As a Solomon or Socrates I knew who I was: One of your dime a dozen Mediocrities Then suddenly I’m here Respected – worshipped, even Just because the folks in … Read more
We started living in an old house My mind gave birth and we were checking it out It was a baby boy So we bought him a toy It was a ray gun And it was 1981 We named him “Baby” He had a toothache He started crying It sounded like an earthquake It didn’t … Read more
You and I, we might be strangers However close we get sometimes It’s like we never met But you and I, I think we can take it All the good with the bad Make something that no one else has but You and I, you and I Me and you, what can we do When … Read more
[Intro] I miss, I mi—, I miss you Eh, fuck it! [Verse 1] This might be the hardest song I’ve ever had to write Yeah, I dreamt about you last night I only see you when I close my eyes tight Yeah, I wish I told you how I felt before you left But it … Read more
I lick my brain in silence Rather squeeze my head instead Midget man provoking violence Listen not to what I said I said please calm it down Everything is turning brown Chorus Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding In my mind, I’m fine, accepting only … Read more
[Intro chorus] He’s A nice guy How ya doin He’s A nice guy Good to see you He’s A nice guy How ya momma and them [Verse:] Mr. Niceguy relationship advice guy Liked on the vices priceless smile Look at the eyes got the look of a survivor Husband, father Dissed by Eminem but did … Read more
[Intro] I been going through it I been going through it all [Chorus] I been going through it all Back all against the wall Trying hard not to fall All I wanted was to ball I been going through it all Back all against the wall I only get one call Who the fuck do … Read more
[Chorus: Steven Latorre] Girl you’ve got to know that you’ll always be my only one The only one, the only one, the only one ‘Cause baby you’re the one Tonight I’m taking off so I can make time For the one, ’cause you’re the one, the only one Baby you’re the one [Verse 1: Ghostface … Read more