That’s my baby. That’s my baby.
Oh, Sandman. That’s too much.
Mmm
It’s awfully cold in outer space today
The earth is just a tiny speck
A million miles away
I’m floating through the darkness
There’s nothing much to see
And a Cosmonaut named Yuri
Is the only one with me [laughter]
Mmm
Now we’re in zero gravity
Just spinning round and round
The next thing you know I’m right side up
And Yuri’s upside down
My penis accidentally goes In his mouth [laughter]
His penis accidentally goes in mine [laughter]
Yes, it’s just another accident
On Station 69 [laughter]
Ladies and gentlemen… Yuri. [cheers and applause] Hello, people of Earth. [cheering and whistling]
It’s awfully cold In outer space tonight
Yes.
I sent a message back to Earth
To tell them we’re all right, yes
I check the telescopes
And look for instruments to fix [laughter]
But my favorite part of space
Is when we suck each other’s dicks
Absolutely.
We’re spinning around in circles
And it feels very nice
When we kiss each other’s penis tips
It seems like paradise
We’re travelling in light speed
Yes.
It’s an intergalactic ride
Well, we used to have a monkey
Remember?
But I fucked it till it died
Yes, yes.
Yes, we’re in zero gravity
Just spinning round and round
The next thing you know I’m right-side up
And I am upside down [cheering and whistling] He accidentally puts his penis In my mouth And he puts his penis in mine [laughter] Yes, it’s just another accident It’s just another thing That on purpose I did [laughter] It’s… It’s just… [laughs] It’s just another afternoon [both] On Station 69 [cheers and applause]
Go! Go back! Go back to space! Get out of here! Take him away! [laughs] What are you doing? Help him.