Somebody done gone to the Walmart
Man this the stuff I got for christmas
Well you cleaned up what ya get
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin’ dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT
There’s twelve days of christmas
I know that I got it covered look over there in the corner
That’s your stuff too!
Yeah
CHORUS
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin tickets
10 of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT
Man these ain’t normal christmas presents
No they’re redneck gifts
Redneck gifts
Yeah like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that double as fishing lures
Of if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells
Or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did off the high dive
Or if you’ve ever misspelled any thing in christmas lights
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for santa claus
What’s wrong with that
I never said there was something wrong with it it’s just hard to beat
Chorus
Well you know you can’t really call it a christmas unless you go down to the penitentary and visit your momma
Your not lisenin to me get the car key out of your ear
Now I’m gunna do it for you again now listen
CHORUS(x2)