[SERENA]
Honey, whatcha cryin’ at?
You’re not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
And why is she so rude?
[MARGOT]
Wipe your tears, it’s no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer up, chin up
It’s time to bring
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
A happy attitude!
Keep it positive
[MARGOT]
As you slap her to the floor
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Keep it positive
[SERENA]
As you pull her hair and call her whore
[PILAR]
You can take her in a fight
[MARGOT]
You and he will reunite
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
You know we’re right
We’re positive
k** her!
[ELLE]
Girls, girls
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway, she’s twice my size
Who’s got a plan B?
[PILAR]
Uh, me!
Look at her, she’s like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance, and you’ve won
You off the hizzle, G!
[ELLE]
What?
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Keep it positive
[MARGOT]
Yeah! Let out your inner freak
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Keep it positive
[PILAR]
Miss Prissy Pants won’t last a week
[SERENA]
You will wet his appetite
[MARGOT]
You and he will reunite
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
You know we’re right
We’re positive
We’re positive
We’re positive
We’re posi-
[ELLE]
Oh my God, you’re making me sick
[VIVIENNE]
Are we?
Warner, let’s take this back to my place
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Hey, hey, hey
Be positive
[PILAR]
That he loves you and
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Not her
[MARGOT]
You’re hotter
[PILAR]
And I bet you’re
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Smarter
[MARGOT]
She don’t know the real him
[PILAR]
You feel him
[SERENA]
So don’t let her steal him
[MARGOT]
Wake him up like
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Sleeping beauty
[SERENA]
Turn his head with your
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Red hot booty
We’ll bring the noise if you bring the funk
It’s positively time to shake your junk
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake, woooh!
[ELLE]
Girls, how is this helping?
He’s not even here
He left while we were shaking junk
Wait
Girls, I’m positive that we’ve taken this too far
No, I’m positive, this is Harvard, not a stripper bar
All this trashy carrying on
That’s the reason that he’s gone
I need a salon
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Wooh!
[ELLE]
Girls, I’m positive
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Positive
[ELLE]
Try not to get upset
But I’m positive
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Positive
[ELLE]
That it’s time for me to go brunette
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
WHAT?!
[ELLE]
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactly squat
Gotta show him I’ve got more to give
No, I’m positive
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Be positive
[ELLE]
I’m positive
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Be positive
[ELLE]
I’m positive
[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Be positive
Be positive
[ELLE/MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]
Positive!