[Intro: Andy Samberg + (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Aww sh**
Get your towels ready it’s about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f**ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherf**ing toes
We running this, let’s go
[Hook: Lonely Island + (T-Pain)]
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf**ing boat (boat, yeah)
[Verse 1: The Lonely Island + (T-Pain)]
I’m on a boat motherf**er take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can’t stop me motherf**er cause I’m on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick) I’m on a boat, b**h (b**h)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it’s so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I’m flipping burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flipping copies
I’m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh**
The dolphin’s splashing, getting e’rybody all wet
But this ain’t Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat motherf**er, don’t you ever forget
I’m on a boat and, it’s going fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you’re on the shore, then you’re sho’ not me-oh
{Get the f** up, this boat is REAL!!!}
f** land, I’m on a boat, motherf**er (motherf**er)
f** trees, I climb buoys, motherf**er (motherf**er)
I’m on the deck with my boys, motherf**er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherf**er
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say, I f**ed a mermaid
[Hook]
[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh