I’m in Tokyo
I’m looking for a ho
I tried to score some blow
But I don’t speak Japanese, no
Find a geisha girl
I take her for a whirl
Wrap her tuna roll on my dick
And the b**h is on her knees
s**y f**y, s**y f**y, s**y f**y
Smells like sushi
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Smells like sushi
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Hot little motherf**er
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocks**er
I’m in South Korea
Broke out with gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That’s why it hurts when I go pee, sh**
I feel like a jerk
‘Cause my dick won’t work, no
It’s like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows Tai-chi
s**y f**y, s**y f**y, s**y f**y
Smells like sushi
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Smells like sushi
Asian hooker
Hot little motherf**er
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocks**er
Hey, I’m the man with a plan
I’m f**in’ going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just f**ing hookers in the can
f** the rest of the band
I’m f**ing going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I’m f**in’ gonna be the man
Asian hooker
Hot little motherf**er
Asian hooker
You’re a dirty little cocks**er
I want them Asian hookers!
Let’s f** some Asians
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