Kevin: Hey, man, I just saw the new number one country music video today.
Zane: Oh, yeah? Pretty good song, or what?
Kevin: Ha ha. Well, at least the girls were really hot.
Kevin:
He got some country and some Kid Rock
Makin’ those speakers pop
Where all them country kids rockin’ those bikini tops
He got a couple pork chops on the grill
Got a case of twist tops on the chill
Sippin’ those suds, rockin’ that buzz
The label says it sounds like a hit
Sure, it does
It’s a sellout, sellout song
So catchy, even haters sing along
Put your hands up in the air
The lyrics suck, hey, no one really cares
He’s got his jacked-up truck lookin’ good
Got a couple fine girls dancin’ up on the hood
And when they sway that way
Make you say, “Hey, what’s so wrong
“With a sellout song?”
Oh, yeah, he’s happy that he sold out
Why should he hold out
Yeah, he makes a hundred grand every time he rolls out
He could sing a song from the heart
But he’d rather be on the charts
He used to be broke, he nearly lost hope
That all changed on the day that he wrote
A sellout, sellout song
So catchy, even haters sing along
Put your hands up in the air
The lyrics suck, hey, no one really cares
He’s got his jacked-up truck lookin’ good
Got a couple fine girls dancin’ up on the hood
And when they sway that way
Make you say, “Hey, what’s so wrong
“With a sellout song?”
Zane:
Yo, listen up
All the shorties in the woods bounce with me now
You know you would look good makin’ out with me mow
Don’t think too much ’bout what the words mean
Just focus on the backside of my skinny jeans
And bounce with me, bou-bounce with me
Bounce with me, bou-bounce with me
When you hear that beat with a banjo,
Kevin, these days, that’s how you know
Kevin:
It’s a sellout, sellout song
So catchy, even haters sing along
Put your hands up in the air
The lyrics suck, hey, no one really cares
He’s got his jacked-up truck lookin’ good
Got a couple fine girls dancin’ up on the hood
And when they sway that way
Make you say, “Hey, what’s so wrong
“With a sellout song?”
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
It’s just a sellout song
Kevin: Yo, Z-Dub, whatchu think about that song?
Zane: Yeah, that’s country music these days.
Kevin: Yep.