I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape
When I’m slurpin’ at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up out my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money, then I got a cheap method
Crack it open, throw it in a pan, and let it cook, b**h
Now, that’s a real education, f** books
If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge all the flavors that be droppin’ mad knowledge on these p**y a** canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood, anybody want a piece of me, will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you’re fully blazed, then this sh**’ll get you higher (Hah!)
35 cents of pack 3 for a dollar, unbelievable pricing, that’s the future of a blue collar worker
And I’m talkin’ about ramen
This sh**’ll fill you up when you’re feelin’ like an African
Come back when you’re in the state that I’m in
And say “hi” to my homeboy
Top Ramen