Ahhhh, such a beautiful day, uh (yea)
The sun’s shining in a beautiful way, uh (woo)
Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and…
Life is ultimately meaningless
Uhh… uhh…
But I’ll get out of the house
Get on the road, top down, hands out (woo)
Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm
The planet’s being destroyed by your carbon emissions
Oh…
But I’ll head to cla**
Try my best on every test ‘til I pa**
And my grades are screaming in my face (ay)
98 percent of what you learn is a waste
I get to hang out with all my friends (yea)
My friends are the friendliest friends
Can’t think of a better way to spend my time
Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die
Nevermind
I’m alive in the greatest nation, so proud of…
The exploitation of the natives
This graceful bird means freedom for all
Tell that to the slaves
And bald eagles aren’t bald
I can live in the moment, milk every second
At any time you could get clinical depression
But I’ll just be happy, no matter what’s in store
It’s quite genetic and we have no cure
Uh, at least…
We are young
Not for long
Life is fun
It only goes downhill
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Or you’ll regret it
We are young
For now
Life is fun (woo)
For some people
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Good luck
I got a brand new job today (yea)
Doin’ stuff that’ll help the economy (uh)
I’ll save money and buy things at the store
Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed…
And it’s all because of my hard work
And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth
I put a lotta effort in my resume
Good thing you don’t have a black person’s name
I’m proud to be a functioning member of society
Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be
Part of the community, contribute with my tax
What could possibly stop me?
The shrinking middle cla**
Aaa…
I’ve at least got a nice stable job
Until it’s outsourced to China or replaced by a robot
Oh God
Well then I could relax a bit
You’ll be empty with nothing to distract from it
But man I’m a pa**ionate graduate
I can be different and I have a career paths to pick from
I could be a rapper or an animator if I’m lucky
Neither of those will make you happy, trust me
I’m able to choose what I pursue (yea)
You’re a slave to people born richer than you
Then screw it, I’ll keep going in
Then I’ll party on the weekend and sing
Thanks to autotune
We are young
Not for long
Life is fun
It only goes downhill
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Or you’ll regret it
We are young
We still die
Life is fun (woo)
Until you die
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Because you’ll die
Life is a wonder
You’ll never know the answer
Nature is a miracle
Natural disasters
It’s good to be alive
You could wake up with cancer
But I’m healthy?
Healthy people still get cancer
I love this show
It’s the last episode
The sun is shining
It’s going to explode
Every species is beautiful and unique though
Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes
I met a cute girl with a ponytail
Statistically, that relationship is going to fail
I have a wonderful family, it’s like no other
You’re not special, and one day, you’ll bury your mother (jeez dude…)
No matter what, I can find a home
We will all die alone
There’s amazing potential in every human on earth
There’s no escaping the heat d**h of the universe
I don’t have to live life based on negative parts
No matter how bad they are, they’re just thoughts
Yeah, that’s fair
Wait, really?
Yeah, that seems reasonable
Wait-wait-wait-wait, but you were just telling me…
Whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want. I’m not forcing you to do anything, I’m just saying
Oh. Well, in that case…
We are young
Life is fun
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
We are young
Life is fun
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Enjoy it while it lastsss.